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1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day

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When I’m drunk trying to text and walk

youreanidiotdotcom:

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Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

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justknowthatimalright:

viveslavida:

elastic-bands:

I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind.

this is literally the most stressful gif ive ever experienced

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!

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